Ed: [Reading audience response card] Would you recommend this film to a friend?
Not unless I was friendly with Hitler ...




Val: ... driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler!

[Val has just seen the terrible work of his latest film he directed while blind]
Val: Call Dr. Kevorkian.

Val: For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love.
I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
Lori: From making love with you?

Val: You know, I would kill for this job, but the people I want to kill are the people offering me the job.

Ellie: Our marriage wasn't going anywhere.
Val: Where do you want it to go? Where do marriages go? After a while they just lay there. That's the thing about marriages.

Val: Thank God the French exist.

@темы: Photo, Woody Allen, Cinema, Цитаты