

Evelyn: Nothing here has worked out quite as I expected.
Muriel: Most things don't. But sometimes what happens instead is the good stuff.
Madge's Son-in-Law: How many husbands have you had?
Madge Hardcastle: Including my own?
Norman Cousins: [eulogizing] His relationship with all his pupils was founded on respect. We respected him, and he respected that.
Jean: Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water.
Douglas Ainslie: It's just a sandwich.
Jean: Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato.
Douglas Ainslie: Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha.
Muriel: No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.
Norman Cousins: This is it.
Madge Hardcastle: You're not worried about thre danger of having sex at your age?
Norman Cousins: If she dies, she dies.